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warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

(Source: wartortles, via communistbakery)

illest:

Ladies, if you think your man is cheating. Take him to that bitches front door and see if his wifi connects.

(via africandad)

steptoe:

do you ever talk to someone and feel really happy no matter how shit the conversation is

(via momason)

vorfreudde:

Relationships suck, you either get married or breakupĀ 

(via hotguysandpizza)

1500hp:

i forgot that most people are asleep at 3 am

(via murderoushouse)

spongebob is NOT hot. squidward is debatable.

(Source: etherealangelfromanotherrealm, via teamrocketing)

precumming:

ITS SO UNFAIR WHEN YOU LOVE SINGING BUT YOU WERENT BORN WITH A GOOD VOICE

(via seaofgraves)

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